Mar 17 2009
Happy St. Patty’s Day. Today Everybody’s Irish. Wishing the luck of the Irish!
Well on St. Patty’s Day, the one thing is for sure is you tell jokes. Make sure you have a guiness before you read it. Here’s one for you.
A judge was punishing three men because they had committed a crime. Their sentence was a few years in the desert. He said that they could each take one thing with them.
The first guy decides to take an umbrella, so that he can have shade whenever he wants.
The second guy decides to take a water bottle so that he won’t get thirsty.
Finally, the third guy decides to take a car door.
The judge asked, “Why in the world would you want to take a car door?” The man replies, “Just in case it gets hot, I can roll down the window.”
Okay, like that one? Here’s another one for you, but first take a slurp of some Irish Cream. Here you go!
A kid asks his father for help on a writing assignment. “Dad, can you tell me the difference between potential and reality?”His father looks up thoughtfully and says, “I’ll demonstrate. Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars. Then go ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Come back and tell me what you’ve learned.”The kid is puzzled, but asks his mother. “Mom, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Robert Redford?”"Don’t tell your father, but, yes, I would.”He then goes to his sister’s room. “Sis, if someone gave you a million dollars, would you sleep with Brad Pitt?”
She replies, “Omigod! Definitely!”
The kid goes back to his father. “Dad, I think I’ve figured it out. Potentially, we are sitting on $2 million bucks, but in reality, we’re living with two sluts.”
That’s why guys think all girls are sluts?!
